zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

(via humorking)

"I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won’t tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn’t change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact that you have what you have."
- Stephen ChboskyThe Perks of Being a Wallflower (via feellng)

(via weedbecute-together)

    person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
    me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

sweetpeachytea:

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

(via disowns)